Today I have invited the ever awesome Dana Fredsti, author of Plague World and other amazing stuffs, over for a standard interview. Of course, you know good and well that everything around here is substandard. So here is Dana, answering my substandard interview.
1) So, what are you wearing right now?
Black leggings, a long royal blue tunic, over-the-knee brown boots (very military chic), and a wide brass and leather Moroccan belt. Normally the answer to this question is either yoga pants and a T-shirt, or flannel jammies and a thermal. You picked a good day to ask!
2 ) If a chicken and a half took a day and a half to lay an egg and a half, how long would it take a one legged cricket to kick all of the seeds out of a dill pickle?
You didn’t specify the size of the dill pickle. How am I supposed to answer this question if you don’t supply me with all the relevant information? And what kind of chicken and a half are we talking? Jeez…
3)Who’s that girl?
That would be Pogeen, my dog. Or possibly one of my cats. I really have no idea.
4)Seriously, what are you wearing? You look gorgeous!
I swear upon the heads of my twelve felines that I told the truth when answering question number 1.
5) Tell us your favorite celebrity story.
I was visiting my then boyfriend on location for Star Trek V, they were filming at night, it was butt-ass cold and I had to pee. DeForest Kelley graciously offered to let me use the bathroom in his motor home and hang out there while he and the rest of the cast were filming. Gotta love a celebrity who’ll extend that kind of hospitality!
6) There is no rule six!
And I am not a number! Points to whoever gets that relatively obscure reference…
7) If you could hear in one color, which color would it be?
Red. I think that would cover flamenco music and the Russian composers, all passionate and stuff.
WHUZZZY WHUZZY Mr. WIGGUMS CUTIE BABY!!! I want to hug him and stroke him and make him my friend!
9) Number nine. Number Nine. Number Nine.
I told you, I am not a number. I am a human being.
10) Boxers, briefs or commando?
For men? Briefs. Unless he’s wearing a kilt and then definitely commando.
Thanks for talking with us.
Be seeing you, Dana.
*insert maniacal laughter here*