|You want to get my Peter in your hands?|
|Ain't it the shit?|
I know! Wow! At first I thought, oh what a lovely gift.
To hang on my wall.
They made it with the intention for me to give it away.
To hang on your wall.
Yeah, imagine my disappointment.
Ah well! Good news, you get the chance to win an awesome plaque! The second prize is a nice, hard, long Peter. Don't get so excited, I mean a paperback copy of the book. Geesh, you perverts! The next three prizes are ebook collections of most of my novels.
You only have a month to get all of your entries in. And if you see something on the chart you've already done, like made friends with me or liked my pages, then go ahead and click it. EXCEPT for reviews. The reviews MUST be posted between the dates listed in order to count as an entry. And the Rafflecopter folks will let me know if you did or didn't, so no fudging!
You can enter by following the Rafflecopter instructions below.
a Rafflecopter giveaway